1). Zombies happen because people catch a zombie-virus.
2). If you are bitten by a zombie you also become one (ala vampires).
3). Zombies prey on human beings...so I wonder how enough of the prey is left to actually turn into a zombie. Its a problem.
4). If you shoot a zombie in the head, it dies. Which brings us to another complex problem...how can you kill something that is already dead?
5). Zombies walk slowly and with their feet spread wide because they have to. They have a painful rash on their inner thighs that flares up with friction. (OK..I made this one up, but the rest is 100% true. I have it from a very reliable source.)
6). Zombie movies are mindless and kitsch. But nevertheless, they are FUN.
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i wonder ....was it 'i am legend' that prompted this outburst
No. I actually watched something called "Land of the Dead." Very educational and improving.
Lol! Just found your blog and saw this post. Glad you are into zombie metaphysics!! And gladder to be considered a "reliable source" of all things useless ;-)
Ha ha..well..I did enjoy that movie. And just to tell you how reliable a source I consider you, I have now added From dusk till dawn to my netflix list!
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