1). Letdown of the month: Why don't they just bend over?
Don't they know...nice guys always finish last. Apparently not.
2). Weight-loss tip of the month: Comes to you courtesy my "I'll-try-anything-once" roommate. Turn the heating down..your body will burn more fat to keep you warm! Apparently she heard it on TV. Which is why the house was an igloo when I got back. I turned up the heating, and suggested she sleep out in the cold...much more fat would be burnt, ergo she'd lose weight much quicker. And I'd still be warm.
3). Dash-of-cold-water of the month: My colleague at work said she was waiting eagerly for me to get back. I was just dredging up the beginnings of a warm, fuzzy feeling when she said..I can't wait to hand the mice back to you. Mouse work is such a pain. Nice!
4). WTF statement of the month: (Overheard in a town far, far away) Education and all is OK..we can adjust. Oh..dark-aa. Then forget it. We don't want dark.
Talk about priorities!
5). Song of the Month: Its more than a month old, but its been buzzing around in my head for the past 30 days:-Khoya Khoya Chand from the movie..err...Khoya Khoya Chand. Lovely tune, sincere lyrics and melodious singing. What else is there?
6). Coup of the month: Hillary's strategically timed tears that definitely contributed towards her narrow win in NH. Its funny how the most manly woman I have ever seen is not above using her feminity (whatever little she possesses!) when she needs it.
7). Best moment of the month: DK and KK making it to the airport to say goodbye. The general feeling of depression that infects me when I leave home disappeared, and I made the journey back feeling light-hearted and happy.
8). Hypocritical response of the month: Now they rediscover sportsmanship?
9). Movie of the month(for me..and I'm always late..just like the hero in this one): Ek Chaalis ki last local. Totally whacked out, trippy movie.
10). Question of the month: Can one actually die of a trifling cold?
2). Weight-loss tip of the month: Comes to you courtesy my "I'll-try-anything-once" roommate. Turn the heating down..your body will burn more fat to keep you warm! Apparently she heard it on TV. Which is why the house was an igloo when I got back. I turned up the heating, and suggested she sleep out in the cold...much more fat would be burnt, ergo she'd lose weight much quicker. And I'd still be warm.
3). Dash-of-cold-water of the month: My colleague at work said she was waiting eagerly for me to get back. I was just dredging up the beginnings of a warm, fuzzy feeling when she said..I can't wait to hand the mice back to you. Mouse work is such a pain. Nice!
4). WTF statement of the month: (Overheard in a town far, far away) Education and all is OK..we can adjust. Oh..dark-aa. Then forget it. We don't want dark.
Talk about priorities!
5). Song of the Month: Its more than a month old, but its been buzzing around in my head for the past 30 days:-Khoya Khoya Chand from the movie..err...Khoya Khoya Chand. Lovely tune, sincere lyrics and melodious singing. What else is there?
6). Coup of the month: Hillary's strategically timed tears that definitely contributed towards her narrow win in NH. Its funny how the most manly woman I have ever seen is not above using her feminity (whatever little she possesses!) when she needs it.
7). Best moment of the month: DK and KK making it to the airport to say goodbye. The general feeling of depression that infects me when I leave home disappeared, and I made the journey back feeling light-hearted and happy.
8). Hypocritical response of the month: Now they rediscover sportsmanship?
9). Movie of the month(for me..and I'm always late..just like the hero in this one): Ek Chaalis ki last local. Totally whacked out, trippy movie.
10). Question of the month: Can one actually die of a trifling cold?
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