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For the loyal reader who requested a post.(You know who you are)

Lessons learnt in the last week:

1). Those Neeta Volvo dudes in Dadar are wolves. Absolute wolves. Wolves who don't even own a watch.

2). You need to shower atleast twice a day in Bombay. Even in December.

3). Its not enough to feel happy. You must show it. By smiling until your jaw hurts. Especially when you are being photographed.

4). Chatting until 4am is the most cathartic experience. Especially when you are chatting about nothing and everything. And the opposite party is actually listening to you talk.

5). Shiv Sagars are excellent restaurants the world over.

6). If you are tired enough you CAN actually sleep in a bus. (I have never been able to sleep in a bus until today. An epoch in my life. Or, I'm senesceing.)

7). Coffee from the vending machine is not that bad.

8). I am more addicted to coffee than I ever imagined.

9). If you don't want to cry tears of blood, avoid Ilaiyai, Iniya, Imsai Thalapathi Vijay's Azhagiya Tamizh Magan like the plague. Vijay should know that there is only one Thalaivar. And its not him.

10). This vacation is making me sappy. While what I really want be is "hap".(Its how the lukkha refers to hip.) Don't think its going to happen though. Oh, well. If not hap...I can atleast be hap-py.(There..that bad joke takes care of the kitsch factor for the day. As if writing about buses, sleeping habits, and showering habits isn't enough!)