1). Watched more bad Hindi movies in a week than I have in a year. Examples include: Pyar Kiya nahin jaata, Hamara dil aapke paas hai, Dil maange more, Shikhar...you get my drift.
2). Watched more Varun Gandhi on NDTV than I bargained for. He's become the Sarah Palin of this election. Lots of attention. No substance. Divisive. Expert BS-er.
3). Ate more mango ice-cream and gajar ka halwa than is good for me.
4). Ate more everything than I should have.
5). Visited more malls in 1 week than I have in 2 years. And they're all shiny and new. They put the malls in the US to shame. You could eat off the floors. Seriously.
6). Saw more Mercedes' and BMWs on the road than I've ever seen before. And a Ferarri and Maserati showroom besides.
7). Tried to watch Hindi soaps. (I don't know why. I guess I had the time!) Man..they suck just as bad now as they did last year. Except there seem to be less K serials. Or maybe I didn't look hard enough.
8). Saw the Burj-al-Arab...and was sadly disappointed. Firstly, its not in the middle of the ocean. Secondly, it has a faintly phallic look about it. Thirdly, I'm not rich enough to go in and have a drink at their bar.
9). Went on a desert safari..dune-bashing, belly dancing, camel rides..the works. It was the mostest fun. Except for: 1). I got a little queasy during the bashing.
2). The queasiness was increased by the excessively cuddly couple who were riding in the same car as us. Like she was sitting in his lap queasy. And she had a loud, screechy voice queasy. And they smoked like engines queasy.
3). The belly dancer just did some Bollywood style jhatkas and matkas. She didn't like flip a coin on her belly or anything.
10). Stayed home and chilled out with the folks. That was the funnest. I haven't thought about work in a week. I check my email only once every day. And I do nothing. Awesome.
On to India now! Yay...best friends and pani-puri and adoring grandparents and new babies and Vaishali and FC Road and Fab India and Shoppers Stop and fun, fun, fun awaits...