1). Why does Abhishek Bachchan not speak Hindi in the first half hour of the movie, and later in the movie (2 weeks later timewise!) sound like a born and bred Delhi-ite? He even speaks chaste Urdu at some point. How? When?
2). AB can't rant about the futility of blind faith in one scene and deliver a heartfelt "God is in everyone" speech in the next. It doesn't make sense. Either he likes God, or he doesn't. He needs to make up his mind and pick a side. Or he can be ambivalent, but he still needs to make sense. This way, he sounds like a blithering idiot.
3). What kind of a name is Masakalli? Even for a pigeon. I ask you.
4). Does the symbolism have to be so completely overdone? We get stuff, you know. We're not complete nincompoops. I enjoyed the Ram Leela analogies in the beginning. Later, I just sighed wearily. I think I threw up a little when Masakalli was set free, and Bittu was running away. An unfettering of hearts, so to speak. Why so corny?
5). If I live to be a 100, I will never understand why a cow picked the middle of a crowded Delhi street to give birth. Cows don't do that. They find a nice quiet place to calve. I think.
6). Why wasn't this movie named Kale Bandar ki anhoni kanhaani? It might as well have been.
7). Rahman rocks. Rehna Tu and Genda Phool have been humming in my brain for the last 10 days. No questions here. Also, Waheeda Rehman is gorgeous as ever. She still looks radiant.
NB: I was just watching Pres.Obama's address..how much these people clap! Baap re. He cleared his throat and they clapped for 10 minutes. He said hello..there they went. He addressed his wife...that set them off again. I think they canned the sound of the clapping. To drown out whatever platitudes he was mouthing. All I know is, they gave 7 billion in research funding to the NIH..which has to be spent in 2 years. In other words, they just created another problem. People are going to be employed now, and then 2 years later, when their project is probably just taking off, and the funding dries up, they'll be kicked out. Fools!